Kobe Bryant:
Kobe Bryant Nude
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Information:
Name: Kobe Bryant
Born: 1978-08-23
Height: 1.96
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Filmography:
Diary (2001), República deportiva (2007), 1 Love (2003), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2007), Tonight at the House of Blues (1998)
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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.
HoganCathaoirmoreSY
Son: How much does it cost to get married,
Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
AmmielHezronuD
A musician calls the orchestra office,
asks
for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
The musician
calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from
receptionist.
She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear
you
say it."
AbelMarschallRP
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!
TreadwayChagiahct
Did you
hear about the sister who wrote
herself a letter and forgot to sign it
and when it arrived she didn't
know who it was from.
TalbottJorieyS
Policeman: How can you drive so
recklessly?
Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
NygelNechtanUU
What's the difference
between an
elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
DeweyFabianCP
I know
a husband and wife who have
separate bedrooms, drive different
cars, take separate vacations, work
different shifts, have their own
computers, and even have their own
ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and
Home Pages. They say they're doing
everything they can to keep their
marriage together.
UlricCadwyMB
What does a footballer and a magician have in
common ?
Both do hat tricks !
EmanuelBrycetonqX
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anna
!
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the wall !
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